Sorry. Can't. Backgammon. Bye. Kiss-Cut Stickers

The world's most efficient RSVP. Now in sticker form.

Four words have never done more work. They have declined brunches, excused absences, explained weekends, and handled the entire social calendar of a certain kind of backgammon player with a consistency and brevity that full sentences simply cannot match. And now they peel off a backing sheet and stick to things, which if anything makes them even more useful.

Put it on the laptop that comes out between matches. Put it on the water bottle that lives next to the board. Put it on the door of whatever room the backgammon is happening in as a formal and completely self-explanatory notice that the occupant is unavailable, the reason is printed clearly, and the situation is not expected to change until the final checker is off the board and possibly not even then because there's talk of another game.

Kiss-cut for clean edges because four words this efficient deserve precise presentation. Waterproof because the board comes out in all seasons and the decline rate does not drop in winter. Multiple sizes because some doors are larger than others and some weekends require a bigger notice.

Features:

• Kiss-cut finish — sharp, clean edges for a message that has never once needed softening
• Sticks to virtually any surface — laptops, tumblers, board cases, doors, the calendar on every square that matters

Stick it somewhere visible. Let it handle the inbox. You have pips to count and the sticker has everything else covered.

Product features
- Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface
- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive
- Eco-solvent inks for vibrant, long-lasting color
- Quick, bubble-free application; available in 4 sizes
- White or transparent backing options; not waterproof

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.