Everything in Moderation except backgammon and wine V-Neck Tee

A philosophy. A lifestyle. A completely reasonable position that requires no further defense.

Moderation is, generally speaking, a fine principle. Sensible, even. You apply it diligently and without complaint to most areas of life. Portions, screen time, strong opinions at dinner parties — all moderated with admirable discipline. You are, in most respects, a picture of measured, thoughtful restraint.

And then there is backgammon. And wine. And those, it turns out, operate under a completely different and entirely internally consistent framework that you have thought about at length and stand behind completely.

The board comes out. The glass gets filled. The evening goes exactly as long as it needs to go and not a single minute less. This is not a lack of moderation. This is a considered reallocation of moderation resources toward the things that genuinely deserve them. There's a difference. You know the difference. The shirt agrees with you.

Features:

• Classic v-neck cut — relaxed, comfortable, dressed for an evening of excellent decisions
• Soft, breathable fabric — easy to wear through a long match, a good bottle, and whatever comes after
• Bold, clean graphic — states the philosophy clearly, warmly, and without a hint of apology
• Flattering unisex fit — because good taste looks good on everyone
• Available in multiple colors — all of them pair well with a nice red and a running game

Gift it to the person who has their priorities exactly right and has simply stopped pretending otherwise.

Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton (heather blends where noted) for breathable, all-season comfort
- Retail fit with V-neckline for a stylish, versatile silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting structure
- Tear-away label and compliance with flammability standards; adult sizing
- Ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association & WRAP certifications) in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat