Everything In Moderation Except Backgammon And Wine Ladies' V-Neck T-Shirt

Everything In Moderation Except Backgammon And Wine Ladies' V-Neck T-Shirt

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$17.65
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Everything In Moderation Except Backgammon And Wine Ladies' V-Neck T-Shirt

Everything In Moderation Except Backgammon And Wine Ladies' V-Neck T-Shirt

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She's balanced. She's disciplined. She has simply made two very specific and fully informed exceptions.

This is the shirt for the woman who has her life together in every meaningful sense — eats well, sleeps adequately, responds to emails within a reasonable window — and has decided, after careful consideration and a particularly good Malbec during a particularly good backgammon match, that moderation as a concept has two very notable blind spots and she has identified both of them personally.

Backgammon, because once the board is out the evening has its own timeline now and that timeline is non-negotiable. Wine, because it pairs extraordinarily well with a good match, a bad roll, a brilliant move, a questionable cube decision, and literally every other thing that happens between the opening position and the final bear off.

These are not vices. These are values. There is a meaningful distinction and she has the fitted v-neck to prove it.

Features:

  • Fitted ladies' v-neck cut — flattering, comfortable, and dressed for an evening of excellent life choices
  • Soft, lightweight fabric — easy to wear through a long match, a good bottle, and the inevitable post-game analysis
  • Relaxed enough for game night, charming enough for everything before it
  • Bold graphic print — states the exceptions clearly, warmly, and with complete moral confidence
  • Available in multiple colors — all of them pair beautifully with whatever's in the glass right now

For the woman who moderates everything with grace and precision — and has decided that grace and precision also apply to knowing exactly when the rules don't.


Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for soft, durable comfort
- Semi-fitted V-neck silhouette for a flattering, relaxed fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam to retain shape and ease wear
- Shoulder tape and double-needle hems for added stability and long-lasting wear
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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