Everything In Moderation Except Backgammon And Wine Embroidered Baseball Hat

Look, you're very reasonable about almost everything. Portions, screen time, strong opinions at book club — all handled with admirable restraint. You're practically a role model.

Backgammon and wine, however, have their own arrangement with you. A private understanding. A gentleman's agreement that predates your moderation policy and is therefore grandfathered in and not up for renegotiation.

The cap simply makes it official.

Wear it to game night as a pre-emptive explanation. Wear it to the wine shop as a personality. Wear it anywhere you'd like to imply that you are a person of principle — specifically the principle that some things are too good to be rationed.

Features:

• Classic structured cap — holds its shape better than you hold back on a second glass
• Adjustable strap — flexible, unlike your position on backgammon and wine
• Bold graphic print — the official headwear of the selectively disciplined
• Available in multiple colors — all of them pair well with a Rioja and a running game

Moderation starts tomorrow. Tonight there's a board out and someone just opened something excellent.

Product features
- Unstructured 6-panel body with low-profile fit for everyday comfort
- Precurved Permacurv® visor with 4-row stitching and color-matched underbill
- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet
- 100% cotton shell (65/35 polyester/cotton for Green Camo); sewn-in label and brand sticker on visor
- Adult size; eyelets on each panel for ventilation

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.