Everything In Moderation Except Backgammon And Wine Cotton Canvas Tote Bag

A bag for people who have their priorities sorted and would like somewhere to put them.

This tote goes to the wine shop. It goes to game night. It goes to the farmer's market where it is ostensibly for vegetables but let's be honest about the bottle of Malbec and the travel backgammon set taking up most of the interior. The vegetables, if they make it in at all, are riding in third and they know it.

Sturdy, spacious, and wearing its exception clause on the outside for full transparency — this is the tote for the person who stopped pretending the evening was going to go any other way. The board comes out. Something good gets opened. The bag was already packed accordingly. This is not a lack of planning. This is excellent planning. There's a difference and it fits comfortably in a cotton canvas tote.

Features:

• Durable cotton canvas construction — holds everything you need for an evening of selective moderation
• Spacious interior — room for a travel backgammon set, a decent bottle, and a thin veneer of other errands
• Sturdy handles — comfortable for carrying the two best exceptions anyone ever made
• Bold graphic print — announces the policy before you've even set the bag down
• Stands up on its own — principled, independent, and not accepting feedback on the exceptions

Pack it. Bring it. Let whoever opens the door read the outside and know exactly how the evening is going to go.

Product features
- 100% heavy-duty cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for durability and structure
- Flat-corner construction for a slim, sleek profile
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for strength
- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India
- Available in natural and black colorways

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry