Sorry. Can't. Backgammon. Bye Unisex Jersey T-shirt

Evolution of a social life: Stage one, elaborate excuses. Stage two, creative prior engagements. Stage three, four words and a board to get back to.

Sorry. Can't. Backgammon. Bye.

It's not rude. It's a pip count in sentence form — precise, efficient, and containing exactly the information required with nothing wasted. The board is set. The cube is centered. Someone is already sitting across from you wondering why you're still looking at your phone and honestly that's a fair point.

The doubling cube doesn't wait. Neither do you. Not anymore.

Soft, lightweight, and wearing the four words that retired approximately forty-seven different excuses — this jersey tee is for the player who has streamlined their social communications down to the essentials and found the essentials surprisingly liberating.

Features:

• Unisex jersey cut — relaxed fit for someone who is only relaxed once they're at the board
• Lightweight, breathable fabric — comfortable through the match you're already mentally playing
• Bold graphic print — four words that cover every situation involving something that isn't backgammon
• Available in multiple colors — all of them mean bye, all of them mean it immediately

Wear it. Send it. The opening position isn't going to play itself.

Product features
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends) for a soft, ethical feel
- Super lightweight and breathable fabric (≈142–146 g/m²) for all-day comfort
- Ribbed crew neckline with seam and shoulder tape for lasting shape
- With side seams and retail fit for structure and easy layering
- Tear-away label (note: fulfillment applies a printed neck label)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean