Sorry. Can't. Backgammon. Bye. Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

The last hoodie you'll ever need for declining things that aren't backgammon.

This is not a casual garment. This is a Heavy Blend™ commitment to a lifestyle that has been thoughtfully, repeatedly, and with increasing efficiency whittled down to its absolute essence — which is backgammon, the people who play it, and the four words that handle everything else. The hood is for thinking. The kangaroo pocket is for dice. The front graphic is for everyone who still needs the explanation spelled out, which at this point is really on them.

Pull it on when the board comes out and the phone starts suggesting alternatives. Dinner? Sorry. That thing everyone's doing? Can't. The group chat has a plan? Backgammon. Okay but what about — Bye.

Warm, substantial, and doing the social heavy lifting so you don't have to look up from the board to do it yourself — this hoodie is the official uniform of the player who has stopped negotiating with weekends and started just telling them how it's going to go.

Features:

• Unisex Heavy Blend™ fleece — warm enough to stay in all weekend, which was always the plan
• Double-lined hood — for the deep concentration that follows immediately after saying bye
• Front kangaroo pocket — dice in the left, doubling cube in the right, phone face down in neither
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband — sealed against incoming invitations at every possible entry point
• Available in multiple colors — all of them communicate unavailability in slightly different tones

Hood up. Bye sent. Board open. The checker play won't wait and neither, it turns out, will you.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece for cozy midweight warmth and soft handfeel
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood with spacious kangaroo pouch
- DTF and DTG prints for crisp chest and sleeve/wrist graphics; optional embroidery placement
- Comfort-focused details: classic fit, tear-away label, OEKO‑TEX dyes and compliance-tested materials

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean