{"product_id":"sorry-cant-backgammon-bye-jumbo-mug-20oz","title":"Sorry. Can't. Backgammon. Bye. Jumbo Mug, 20oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eTwenty ounces of coffee. Four words of clarity. Zero morning meetings getting in the way of the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis is the mug that sits next to the board like a bouncer. Warm, substantial, and wearing a message that has already handled every possible interruption before the first checker has been moved. Phone buzzing? \u003cem\u003eSorry.\u003c\/em\u003e Someone at the door? \u003cem\u003eCan't.\u003c\/em\u003e Group chat exploding with plans? \u003cem\u003eBackgammon.\u003c\/em\u003e The rest of the notification? \u003cem\u003eBye.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe mug didn't even look up. It never has to. That's the beauty of having the message on the outside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eTwenty ounces gets you through the opening position, the mid-game, the point where someone offers the cube at a deeply suspicious moment, and the post-match analysis that nobody requested but everyone stayed for. It is, in short, exactly the right amount of coffee for exactly the right amount of backgammon, which is all of it, all morning, with the phone face down and the door metaphorically closed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e20oz jumbo capacity — sized for a session with no early finishes and no outside interruptions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSturdy ceramic construction — solid, immovable, and not accepting alternative suggestions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGenerous handle — easy to grip through tense cube decisions and blissfully ignored notifications\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDishwasher safe — clean by evening, full by morning, the forecast hasn't changed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBold graphic print — the official mug of the player who has stopped explaining themselves one notification at a time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFill it. Pick up your dice. The only thing getting a response this morning is the board.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable ORCA coating for vibrant, long-lasting prints\u003cbr\u003e- Generous 20oz (0.6 L) capacity for large servings\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-shaped handle\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":44878373748845,"sku":"14770396291428662524","price":17.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/9706\/4557\/files\/18016164239461113938_2048.jpg?v=1774022282","url":"https:\/\/www.backgammonislife.com\/products\/sorry-cant-backgammon-bye-jumbo-mug-20oz","provider":"Backgammon Is Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}