{"product_id":"sorry-cant-backgammon-bye-cap-embroidered-baseball-hat","title":"Sorry. Can't. Backgammon. Bye. Cap — Embroidered Baseball Hat","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe hat that does your talking for you. Efficiently. In four words. And then leaves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis is the cap for the backgammon player who has refined their social communication to its absolute pip-count minimum — precise, complete, containing exactly the necessary information with nothing wasted and no follow up questions entertained. It sits on the head of a person who is either on their way to the board or already mentally there, which at this point is essentially the same thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWear it to the farmers market on Saturday morning while the rest of the weekend is already accounted for. Wear it to the coffee shop where you are technically present but spiritually setting up the opening position. Wear it anywhere someone might be about to suggest plans, as a pre-emptive notice that the plans have already been made, the plans involve a doubling cube, and the conversation has four more words in it before it concludes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe cap already knows how this ends. So do you. So does everyone who can read.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eClassic cap silhouette — structured, reliable, and not available for alternative weekend suggestions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAdjustable strap — fits all head sizes, all skill levels, all social calendars reduced to one entry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eStructured front panel — holds its shape as firmly as the position it represents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBold graphic print — four words, zero ambiguity, complete social clarity from twenty feet away\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAvailable in multiple colors — all of them say bye, all of them mean immediately\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePut it on. Let it handle the inbox. Get to the board. In that order, every time.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Unstructured low-profile 6-panel cotton build for everyday comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Precurved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4-row stitching\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric hideaway adjustable strap with antique brass buckle and grommet\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label and brand sticker on the visor; eyelets on each panel for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton (Green Camo variant 65% polyester\/35% cotton); adult sizing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":44878389411949,"sku":"30984104088247608274","price":25.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ One size","offer_id":44878389444717,"sku":"15086514534719981836","price":25.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ One size","offer_id":44878389477485,"sku":"15646592644028906291","price":25.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One size","offer_id":44878389510253,"sku":"64902279459510015628","price":25.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ One size","offer_id":44878389543021,"sku":"21559076249124857775","price":25.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ One size","offer_id":44878389575789,"sku":"84311155916373029956","price":25.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Spruce \/ One size","offer_id":44878389608557,"sku":"81349470731072679891","price":25.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ One size","offer_id":44878389641325,"sku":"55136881751092154616","price":25.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ One size","offer_id":44878389674093,"sku":"10597731698892003183","price":25.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cranberry \/ One size","offer_id":44878389706861,"sku":"15975662120769032456","price":25.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/9706\/4557\/files\/3978746040521276608_2048.jpg?v=1774023293","url":"https:\/\/www.backgammonislife.com\/products\/sorry-cant-backgammon-bye-cap-embroidered-baseball-hat","provider":"Backgammon Is Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}