May The Dice Be With You Ladies' V-Neck T-Shirt
She doesn't leave favorable dice rolls to chance. She leaves them to something considerably older, considerably more mysterious, and considerably more invested in her bear off than mere probability has ever managed to be.
The backgammon board is her galaxy. The doubling cube is her co-pilot. The dice have a working relationship with her that opponents across the table have noticed, quietly resented, and never been able to adequately explain to anyone who wasn't there for the third game when the cosmic timing became frankly impossible to ignore.
Fitted, flattering, and worn by someone the dice have clearly already chosen. May they be with her always. They usually are. The pip count confirms it.
Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight (5.3 oz/yd²) for a soft, durable feel
- Ribbed knit V-neck with seam for shape retention
- Shoulder tape to stabilize seams and prevent stretching
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for long-lasting durability
- Semi-fitted cut with tear-away label for comfort and easy wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean