Keep Calm and Count Your Pips V-Neck Tee

In a world of chaos, bad rolls, and opponents who take forever to move, there is one universal truth: the pips don't lie. Count them. Trust them. Let them center you.

This is the shirt for the backgammon player who has achieved a certain level of zen — the kind that only comes from years of watching the dice do something completely unhinged and choosing, consciously and deliberately, to remain calm about it. You've been here before. You know how this ends. Probably in your favor, actually.

Wear it to game night as a personal mantra. Wear it to brunch as a conversation starter. Wear it to family gatherings as a subtle hint that you have an inner life people simply don't ask about enough.

Features:

• Classic v-neck cut — relaxed, confident, unbothered, just like your doubling cube game
• Soft, breathable fabric — because overheating is for people who haven't figured out their bearoff yet
• Flattering fit for all body types — everyone counts pips, everyone deserves to look good doing it
• Bold, clean graphic — legible from across a table, which is exactly where your opponent will be reading it while losing
• Available in multiple colors — choose the one that matches your vibe when you're up by thirty pips and acting like it's no big deal

Makes an excellent gift for the player who stays cool under pressure. Also for the one who absolutely does not but is working on it.

Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton (or blended heathers) for breathable, all-season wear
- Retail fit with V-neckline for a modern, flattering silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Tear-away label and compliance-certified production (Fair Labor Association / WRAP)
- Available in heather blends; made in Nicaragua and meets flammability requirements

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat