"Keep Calm and Count Your Pips" Dad Cap -Embroidered Baseball Hat
A hat for the head that never stops calculating.
While everyone else is just wearing a cap, you're wearing a statement — specifically the statement of someone who has, at some point, been in a genuinely stressful pip situation and come out the other side a calmer, wiser, more arithmetically confident human being. It changed you. You wear it now.
Low profile. High awareness. The brim shades your eyes so your opponents can't read your face when you realize you're up by forty pips and you have to pretend you aren't. That's called discipline. This cap supports that discipline structurally and emotionally.
Features:
- Classic cap fit — understated, reliable, like your checker play in the mid-game
- Adjustable strap — adapts to any head size, any skill level, though statistically the skill level is quite high if you're buying this
- Structured front panel — holds its shape under pressure, a quality you and this cap share
- Bold graphic — subtle enough for errands, pointed enough for game night
- One size fits most — specifically the ones who know what a pip is
Wear it to the board. Wear it away from the board while thinking about the board. There is no wrong occasion for composure and a good cap.er.
Product features
- Unstructured 6-panel cotton body for a comfortable, low-profile fit
- Permacurv® precurved visor with matched underbill and 4-row stitching
- Self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet for adjustable fit
- Embroidered front and back motifs with sewn-in label and brand sticker on visor
- Suitable for adults; 100% cotton (except Green Camo 65% polyester/35% cotton)
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.