{"product_id":"keep-calm-and-count-your-pips-20oz-jumbo-mug-funny-trader-coffee-cup","title":"\"Keep Calm and Count Your Pips\" 20oz Jumbo Mug — Funny Trader Coffee Cup","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eTwenty ounces. Because a standard mug was designed for people with standard problems, and your problems include a running game that needs dismantling, an opponent who keeps offering the cube at deeply suspicious moments, and the ongoing challenge of finding anyone in your immediate social circle who can give you a real match.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis is your mug. It holds a lot of coffee. You need a lot of coffee. These two facts are not unrelated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eStart every morning with a pip count and a beverage that respects your capacity — for caffeine, for strategy, and for the quiet, unshakeable calm of someone who has been in much worse board positions than this and rolled their way out just fine, thank you very much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e20oz jumbo capacity — for mornings that require a full bearoff before you're ready to talk to anyone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSturdy ceramic construction — as solid and dependable as your back game\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLarge, comfortable handle — easy to grip even when the dice are not going your way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDishwasher safe — because you have enough to think about already\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBold graphic print — visible across the kitchen, across the office, across the room to the person who is about to ask if backgammon is \"basically just luck\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFill it. Grip it. Count your pips. Face the day. In that order.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 20oz durable white ceramic with glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e- ORCA-coated for bright, long-lasting color transfer\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for reheating drinks or soups\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for simple cleanup\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable C-shaped handle for secure grip\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":44853884649581,"sku":"24681996353975715961","price":19.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/9706\/4557\/files\/16333634349738635237_2048.jpg?v=1773779498","url":"https:\/\/www.backgammonislife.com\/products\/keep-calm-and-count-your-pips-20oz-jumbo-mug-funny-trader-coffee-cup","provider":"Backgammon Is Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}